Archive for April, 2010
 
 
 
straight up energy drink
 

NX Energy drink

There is something about Nitros that makes guys get all funny.OK – not being sexist – I know some female gearheads who get hot and bothered at the sign of a well fit bottle valve too. Something about all that raw po...
 
energy gums and chews
 

atomic energy chews

There were two kinds of energy chews out there. The kind that is nasty as all hell and make you vomit a little in your mouth just thinking about it. The second kind is like a stale Starburst chew, decent enough but not somethin...

 
Alcohol energy drink
 

Four Loko

Four Loko is the pinnacle of Bad Caffeinated Malt Liquors, the drinks that the government wants to keep you from, your momma warns you about and your fellow idiot drinkers give you High Fives for chugging. Four Loco is the most...
 
energy tablets and powders
 

Rockit fuel energy snuff

So I thought Things were going to be most amazing thing after my first experience with energy snuff. After all, if the German stuff was good – something called Rockit Fuel, with lemon and orange would be even more fantast...
 
straight up energy drink
 

jolt energy drink

Jolt is back again, after a close brush with death back in September of 2009. The company filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy and filed a motion to permit sale of the company’s assets through a court-approved sale. It was a sad d...

 
energy gums and chews
 

KickBrix Energy Gummies

Kickbricks might have started off with something commonplace – a slightly sour chew, but have abandoned them for something seriously interesting. Caffeinated energy gummie bricks! These little fantastic chewy squares are ...
 
 
energy tablets and powders
 

Tiger Energy Snuff

Thanks to Mr. Snuff, I was able to finally ingest caffeine without opening my mouth.The Germans have managed to perfect caffeinated snuff – a little non-tobacco caffeine powder you sniff up your nose. Not being accustomed...

 
energy gums and chews
 

Rockstar energy gum

There are some companies that get people excited when they unveil a new product. Apple is a good example of this. Every time they have one of their big press conferences, people line their geek cubicles with pictures, argue abo...
 
energy tablets and powders
 

Koru Energy Strips

You know those times when an energy drink won’t do? When a coffee just does not give you the energy you need right at that second? I have found a solution providing almost instant energy – and in the perfect dosage ...
 
energy gums and chews
 

Livewire Energy Chews

The problem with Caffeinated candies is you can not help but compare them to the original thing. IT can’t be helped. When I unwrap a piece of Laffy Taffy or Now and Later, I expect it to taste like yummy processed fake fl...