Archive for August, 2012
 
 
 
caffeinated candy
 

Double Kick caffeinated energy candy

For some reason, caffeinated products surrounding the ass seem to have multiplied lately.  In a few short months I have been able to try Kick Ass energy shots, Whoop Ass energy drink, and now Double Kick candy, featur...
 
aphrodisiacs
 

C Strong Energy Drink

I hate it when energy drinks are cutesy and coy.  When you are creating an energy drink to stand out from the masses, it is best not to play around and just let the drinker know what they are in for.   A perfect examp...

 
energy soda pop
 

Jack Black’s Blood Red Cola

A bottled drink with caffeine and guarana  that has a big angry skull with one eyeball and blood in the name – how can I not be in love?  Wandering around a cool candy store in an Historic Olyde Towne Somewhere ...
 
energy shot
 

Dark Scorpion energy drink

Dark Scorpion is such a good name for an energy drink, or really any Asian kick-ass thing, from a specialized Kung Fu style to a killer Samurai Warrior name.  Turns out the most famous Dark Scorpion is a bunch of trading c...
 
energy water
 

Hi Ball Vanilla energy water

I really like sparkling water.  Whether in club soda form or New York Seltzer-esque flavors, this proves that you don’t need tons of artificial flavors and colors to make a tasty drink.  Hi Ball was certainly on...

 
Brewed Coffee
 

Hi-Rev Mocha Cappuccino

Please do not confuse this highly caffeinated hot drink with anything like coffee.  Yes, there is cappuccino in the name of the drink, but this is about as far from coffee as Grape Kool Aid is from grapes.  ...
 
 
energy shot
 

Hype Energy Shot

It makes sense that a big company like Hype would also make an energy shot.  After all, once Monster, Red Bull, Venom and every other big bottler has gotten into the energy shot game, you can not really be seen as a player...

 
international caffeine
 

Hype Energy Drink

When I was a kid I used to suffer from heartburn all the time. I can remember times at seven or eight years old I used to curl up in a ball in pain over a glass of too-sweet grape juice or a particularly sweet and citric fruit ...
 
energy shot
 

Gung Ho energy gel shot

Gung Ho is an interesting phrase, as it is an Americanism which is steeped in the Chinese language. Whatever “Gung Ho” started out in Chinese meaning, it bears little resemblance to how people use it today. Gung Ho ...
 
Weird Caffeine Stuff
 

Wired Waffles

I have been told that breakfast is the most important meal of the day – and I know it to be one usually filled with the best foods.  This is the time that sweet, gooey and creamy enter our vocabularies, and sitting d...