(With apologies to Lil Kim and snoop) – sung to the tune of Kronik

Aiyyo Queen Bee, it’s Big Red Boots
Why don’tcha drink up some of that
sticky icky icky icky icky icky icky ICKY! (280 calories and tons of HFCS)

Tell you why I’m so damn fly
Slam a can of me and you’ll get an average HIGH (about 160mg in the can, estimated)
Plus I got that taurine flow (2000mg)
Come and get yo’ head right (lots of B vitamins)
He’s an addict but this cant give him no talk
No caffeine listing is how it walks
I got a sweet tooth for the grapefruity drink
Coppin like a caffeinated Squirt don’t stink
He’ll have my insides colored real fun
with natural colors and Blue Dye #1.
After this drink you’ll be fiendin fo’ mo’
This drank aint got enough of that …..

Today’s new drink is the Kronik
strong grapefruity taste
I recommend the Kronik
though the Calorie count is a waste…

My drink cooler from 7 11j ust gave me a vial
with a new can that’s now on trial
Been keeping this one round for days
I have seen this but not tried for an age, the lo-carb version was all the rage
Barbed Wire Frontin’ with a decent nutritional listing
“caution: may be psychologically addicting”
While not too sour, it makes my mouth whistle
with Ginko, Ginseng and lots of milk thistle
While they want Cocaine and Blow off the streets, they say its illegal
Kronik missed FDA sights like an old Ford diesel
Lot of copycats, don’t make that mistake
That Fresca no-doz combo give yo’ a** a headache
This can of drink have you ready to move it
Good, but not the hottest product out on the market.

Taste:8 Buzz:8 Packaging:8