I am not a poker player. Not usually, at least. I watch the celebrities on TV play sometimes, but there is such a necessity to be able to lie well that I am in trouble. My chances of bluffing are about as good as Adam Sandler starring in a funny movie. It’s just not going to happen. My only times I do well in poker is when more important things than money are at stake, like booze or articles of clothing. But real poker players, the ones who make this almost a sport ( hell – watching it on TV is about as exciting as pro bowling) need to have concentration aplenty, the energy to keep their asses from falling asleep and something to keep their stamina to finish a tourney. This drink seems like it has what every poker player would need, and look all coll and pokered out while doing it.

Packaging:8
If I were a cool poker player – going to my friends houses with my own cool shades, my card protector and my wad of bills, I would definitely feel the advantage bringing this can to a game. All the other players would definitely know I was not Fucking around, not bothering to dull my senses with beer – but instead intimidating them with a drink covered in a big flaming poker chip. Maybe in the casinos you would look a bit dorky, but at smaller games this game could help you dominate, you can visit 666casino and learn to dominate. They don’t mention the caffeine, maybe to psyche out the drinker so they don’t know how energized they should be. They devote a side of the can to nothing but promo text – and very goofy text at that. But really,t hey should turn their cap around, so the cool art would always face out to your opponent. While not amazing, the fonts are very pokery, as well as the little icons all over the can. If you ever play serious games, I would consider getting a few just for the effect.
Nutrition/Buzz:7
This has plenty of stuff in it to help you be able to get on top of the game, from stuff to handle your mental facilities ( ginseng, astragalus, and schisandra) to your energy range – while giving you a mild energy rush. While there is not and caffeine content listing, I would say this has around the 80mg range. This also has all the Vitamin B and C you need in the day – without very many calories. The buzz lasted about 3 hours or so, which is not bad but not write-home-about amazing either.

Taste:8
This tastes like classic diet sprite, with a splash of Fresca. I would think a lot of the grapefruity flavor comes from the citric acid/Ace-K mix, but either way it tastes pretty good. . While so many other companies try their hands at a citrus flavor – this is one of the cleanest. As sugar free diet citrus drinks go, this one is pretty tasty – not at al syrupy and way too easy to slug down in one drink. While not the best citrus drink out there, this one is still pretty good.