Joose tropical caffeinated malt beverage


Joose is some pretty powerful stuff – full of caffeine and loads of alcohol. Fortunately for my taste buds, this has a very strong flavor which kills the alcoholic overloaded flavor that many of these alcoholic energy drinks have. This makes it very easy to drink – a little too easy. It does not take much time for you to both feel buzzed, and a little lopsided. This is a definite improvement over tilt or sparks – providing better taste and more caffeine than any of the offerings so far. Finishing a can takes some work with the 24oz can – but the taste and the huge alcohol can makes this a winner in the small but growing field of alcoholic energy drinks
BUZZ/Nutrition: 8
I have absolutely no idea how much caffeine this drink has – but I can tell you that it has enough! I got a strong kick from it, and the alcohol was strong enough I felt both buzzed and energetic, and kept me bouncing for a good couple hours before sobering up and crashing. There is enough ginsing and taurine for you to pretend that this is a normal energy drink, and not a gimmicky way to consume lots of alcohol (NOT DISPARAGING – I am all about gimmicky wyas to consume alcohol). Wish they listed caffeine somewhere – if anyone knows, Would love to find out…

Taste: 6
Best of all the alcohol/energy drinks. It does not have the same overbearing flavor that tilt and sparks does, and actually tastes OK for what it is. You can actually down this without feeling like you just drank lemon food coloring. Not that it tastes good, But it tastes better than the other offerings out there. I taste mangoes and sour apples. Could definitely drink 3 or 4 a night if I was out and wanted to keep rockin til daylight!

Packaging:7
Going for the heavily inked crowd rather than the ravers, Joosed might have hit on a great market for such a drink. It does not go for the party all nighters as much as the harley riding hardcore partiers. While not a fantastic can, I appreciate the size and “old school” can, rather than drinking a battery or rave logo. The heavhy emphasis on the can is on their differentiator, namely the increased alcohol content in the can.

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4 thoughts on “Joose tropical caffeinated malt beverage

  1. I’m a huge fan!! It’s so tasty, cheap and very effective! My favorite can of Joose would be the red one, it taste the best. It’s all me and my friends drink. I usually get two 24 oz. joose’s and im drunk off my ass and can stay up all night rockstar status…spread the word, joose is about to get extremely popular.

  2. I’m a huge fan!! It’s so tasty, cheap and very effective! My favorite can of Joose would be the red one, it taste the best. It’s all me and my friends drink. I usually get two 24 oz. joose’s and im drunk off my ass and can stay up all night rockstar status…spread the word, joose is about to get extremely popular.

  3. I’m a huge fan of JOOSE!! the thing i like most about it, is its easy to go down but it keeps you energised so your not fallin asleep. Its great if you just want to hang out with some friends and have a great buzz, without being stuck with your head in the toilet all night. i usually drink 2 and im drunk..its that good.

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