Mr. Energy 3 in 1 energy pills

The company behind 8- our energy pills have another more powerful, just released from the asylum insane cousin, called Mr. Energy 3 in 1. These are little blue pills, which are just about as scary to look at as they are scary to try. Not for the faint of heart, these little blue pills will knock you on your ass.
The 3 in 1 formula Bhelliom sells is supposed to do three things. This is supposed to be an energy producer ( which means it has caffeine), a sexual enhancer for men ( it also has yohimbe), and a fat burner (Thermogenics, baby!). So with this little scary pill they are trying to ramp up your metabolism and hormone level at the same time. I guess this means that after taking this you should be sweating in the bedroom, able to please your mate while burning calories for 8 full hours…

While I won’t tell you if the latter was true for me – I can tell you that this is some POTENT stuff! seriously, I would be very careful with this one – as I was left shivering and jittering, getting nauseous and ending up scaring myself and checking my heart rate every couple minutes to be sure nothing really bad was happening to me.

Ok – I don’t do well with Yohimbe. I know this – and usually try to stay away from that root as I know what it does to me. For those not in the know, yohimbe is something found in many energy drinks and aphrodisiacs, as it boosts metabolism and hormone levels. Doctors even used to prescribe it to men before the advent of Viagra.
So I took the rest of the bottle, and offered it up to any brave souls who said they would be willing to try. Here are their exact quotes:

” Damn you Big Red Boots! I haven’t slept in 2 days!”

” I tried to figure out why my cursor was shaking on my monitor until I saw it was actually my hand on my mouse jittering”

“Watch out – this s*** is really powerful stuff!”

” Took it last night at 4 pm. Still wide awake in bed at 4 AM.”

“Don’t even think about taking this without eating breakfast! The jitters are really intense, but the energy is over the top!”

“Took this right before te Slipknot concert – and could keep up with the drunk skin-heads in the mosh pit no problem. Of course, being turned on in a pit of drunk neo-nazis is not really a good thing…”

The best way to use this pill is while doing something active. When these were taken before any sort of aerobic activity (hey – this is a family site – I meant the Stair Master…) the yohimbe does not really affect you as much, and the overall jitteriness of the caffeine just gets sweated out. So like most Bhelliom supplements, don’t take this and try to spend the next 5 hours on the couch watching reruns.

This pill will do what it promises. Without physical activity it will make you get shivers. It might keep you up for hours and hours. And for men, it might give you that boost – if you are needing one. It will also leave you a jittery blubbery mess if you are not careful.

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